New Year's Resolutions are like unicorns - they're pretty, magical, and everyone wants to believe in them, but they don't really exist.

Here's the thing: resolutions are all about setting big, impossible goals that you'll never be able to achieve. And when you inevitably fail to meet those goals, you end up feeling like a failure. So why bother?

Instead of making unrealistic resolutions, why not try something different this year? Here are a few suggestions:

1. Make small, achievable goals instead of big, impossible ones.
2. Be specific and track your progress. Instead of saying "I want to be healthy," try saying "I want to eat five servings of fruits and vegetables each day and go for a walk every other day."
3. Celebrate your successes. When you reach a goal, no matter how small, take a moment to celebrate. This will help you stay motivated and keep pushing towards your next goal.

So, this year, forget about New Year's Resolutions and try something new. You'll be surprised at how much better you'll feel when you focus on small, achievable goals and celebrate your successes along the way.

Happy New Year!